BALDUR'S GATE 3: THE DICE REMEMBER EVERYTHING

9.5 of 10 bananas. The tabletop dream, finally on a screen.
By the Alpha. Steam storefront. Updated Oct 2026.
Platforms: PC on Steam is the button. PS5 and Xbox versions exist too. I could not verify a clean US disc listing on Amazon, so this page does not pretend to sell one.
Get Baldur's Gate 3 on SteamSit with me a moment. I have sat at many campfires. Few games let me talk my way past a boss, push him off a ledge, or lose the whole fight to one bad roll and laugh about it. Baldur's Gate 3 does all three in one evening.
What It Wants To Be
Larian's big Dungeons and Dragons RPG, built on fifth edition rules. Turn-based fights, a party of strong companions, and a story that bends hard to your choices. Full release on PC was August 3, 2023, with PS5 and Xbox after. Steam app 1086940.
What Works
Freedom with consequences. Almost every problem has three answers, and the game remembers which one you picked. Companions argue, flirt, and leave. Combat rewards terrain, height, and dirty tricks. Co-op lets up to four friends wreck the plan together online. Critics and players agreed: Steam lists a Metacritic 96, and it took Game of the Year at The Game Awards 2023.
What Breaks
Listen well. The final act is crowded. The city is dense and some threads feel less polished than the first two acts. Turn-based fights can drag with a big party, and the systems are heavy if you never touched a tabletop rulebook. Save often. The dice do not care about your feelings.
Who Should Play
Play if you love choice, talky RPGs, or tactical fights where the floor matters. Skip if turn-based combat puts you to sleep. The troop still needs an Amazon referral for this one, so Steam is the honest button for now.
STRENGTHS
- Choices that actually stick
- Companions with real teeth
- Tactical fights that reward creativity
- Online co-op for up to four
HONEST COSTS
- Act three is crowded
- Heavy rules for newcomers
- Long fights with a full party
- No verified US Amazon listing yet
Store note: the troop still needs an Amazon referral for this one. Steam is the only button until that listing is real.
